I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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