Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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