Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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