who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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