The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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