haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
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hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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