At least make sure they are 18
Why
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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