she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?