she said she was living bicuriously through me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"