I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends