yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Tumblr User Tells Story About A ‘Demon Gets Adopted By A Grandma’& It Needs To Be A F**king Movie
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
20+ Kids Who Probably Didn’t Mean To Draw Hardcore Porn
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It's shark week go big or go home
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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