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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt

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  And?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.

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  I hope you meant gum...

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class

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• (315): View more from New York

  Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  This is the high leading the old right now

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship

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