Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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