It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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