Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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