Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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