The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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