I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
