Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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