well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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