Your mouth is God's brothel.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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