No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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