If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Help. Why am I so naked?
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