Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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