big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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