Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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