I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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