How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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