My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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