Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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