I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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