so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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