Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
id be glad to
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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