...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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