oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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