Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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