Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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