We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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