You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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