Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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