shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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