What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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