shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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