All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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