And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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