Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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