yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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