It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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