haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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