I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
you never un-have a 4some
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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