Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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