these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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