I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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