I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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