Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
false alarm. still invincible.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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