Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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