If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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