It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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