yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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