she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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