if you like me you must not know who I am
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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