She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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